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hello, im kyle. :)

shy, quiet, awkward. i open up eventually. and proud to be pacific islander. not asian. NOT..asian.



Day #9. Or Letter #1. Or Post1

Okay so. I’m going to start trying to write here again I guess. I got really bored this evening and decided to stalk my tumblr. Wow. I was a special special little orchid flower. Porbably not even a flower. Moreso a praying mantis that looks like an orchid; one that feasts on dragonflys and shit. Yeah. That kinda eukaryote. Bam.

Kyle.

10:44 pm, by kylearyoluh
Day #8 Letter to Internalnet

Hey xjenn143x,

ahh jeez. i dont know you in person but id consider you a good friend if we actually did meet.

The Story of me a xjenn143x:

One day in maplestory, i was in “lego-land” inside the clocktower killing panda bears stuffed toys. then i met her and i asked her to party me and train and quest together. she soon invited me to her guild and blah blah, officer, blah, trust, and blah she had this online boyfriend, blah, level up, blah, new armor, blah loan moneys, blah blah…and blah. but  the really embarrasing detail about befriending her was that—-(flashback) my brother taught me if i make a girl character, i can get money out of people, this is waaaay easier than having a guy char.—- so i did. my psuedonym was “Emily” and i actually did get a lot of free stuff. and yeah. a few years later, i decided to stop with this nonsense and play a guy character, and i met up back with xjenn143x and i told her, “Hey! its EclipseRider’s best friend from her school! (that was my char name, i was going for something Lunar like but yennoe, people..)” and then she asked about me, told her my name was kyle, and so forth a “new” friendship. i wonder what happend to her. hmm. oh yeah! she lives on the western side of canada. LAWL. well i hope i can see you again when i play maplestory again. byes. :) DAMN i regret playing as a girl. i feel homo. no homo tho..

eclipserider/soggyburgerz…emily/kyle

10:43 pm, by kylearyoluh
Day #7 Letter to LualHOTTIE.

Hey Camille.

I wish you werent so horny all the time, and mabye if you werent, we coulda been great friends :) id still consider going out with you. just, handle yourself? :3. kbye

muah.

07:10 pm, by kylearyoluh
Day #6 Letter to the Unknown

 Hello xboxlive.

Please get rid of all the whiney ass little kids who these theyre the shit for having such high tier accessories. thank you.

me, a relaxed player.

11:12 pm, by kylearyoluh
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the ‘present.’
Kung Fu Panda: Oogway

12:06 am, by kylearyoluh
Day #5 Letter to Draaaams.

Hello dreams.

Words cannot describe what you come up with to entertain me why sleeping. yet you bother me in the middle of class and distract me from getting good grades! >:(. yo soy no feliz con que tu haciendo. oh well. i wish i could control you. good bye now.

-me…. arse hole..

10:27 pm, by kylearyoluh
asianese

"Can you make a samurai hat (out of origami)?"

10:07 pm, by kylearyoluh
Day #4 Letter to Twinny

KARLA! mah twin. whats the up! your the funnest and funniest relative i ever have! although were not related, who cares! thanks for being such an aawsome company to have during the conformation classes! i hope the special someone ends up liking you :D and then you can live happily together! we gotta hang out more! we only see eavorther about 35 times a year. thats bullcrap! like once every other week… so 52/2= 26+other times we chose to hang out+church… so yeah! your awsome! thrive! live! youth! watever! Byes! the skinny walrus

02:30 pm, by kylearyoluh
Thought #2

I went to fry’s again to get one thing… yeup! you guessed it, a 12 month  subscription to xbox live… it ran out exactly 10 days ago. and i was walking through the isles and one of the workers, a girl, asked me if i needed any assistance:

Lady: Do you need any assistance?

Me: *Nervously smiles* Oh, no thank you. :DDD  <—- litterally

So then i walk on a think: Gawd, i hate it when i people ask me for help and i turn them down, its so awkward and i feel like i didnt give them what they wanted. D:

09:58 pm, by kylearyoluh